me: Can I go to the bathroom?
teacher: I don't know, can you?
*sees teacher after class*
me: DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT COME FOR ME TODAY?

vsteeezynigga:

desolate-disastrous-destruction:

ericksondlmoo:

yoo-neek:

I will be this type of dad.

Goal in life.

wow

Hopefully my kids will have this when i didn’t.

(Source: kidsraisingkids, via thefatfeminist)

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

(via obri-ens)

mijbilcreatures:

if you think you need a bear that’s tinier than the head of a matchstick, here is where you’ll find it:  :P

http://www.etsy.com/listing/194581199/micro-brown-bear-teeny-tiny-bear

(via thefatfeminist)

floopyluvspineapples:

You always have that one follower who attacks your notifications in the middle of the night and goes through your blog, reblogging everything in sight.

And you’re just like:
image

(via obri-ens)

tookmyworldwithyou:

prince-hans-of-douchebagistan:

kristoff-bjorgmans-booty:

as-seen-on-disney:

disneyaddictblr:

ice-and-metaphors:

sizvideos:

Marines singing Let it go - Video

OMG

SCREAMING

I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD THAT I SNORTED AND CHOKED

*kristoff’s reaction if he ever saw her actually building the castle*

The best sort about his is they all start cheering Elsa on.

When she let’s go of her hair and they all scream and cheer I was DONE

(via obri-ens)

louryys:

As I was leaving the hotel earlier, this security guard came to me and said that he had met 5SOS this morning and said

"They are the coolest, nicest, most respectful kids to stay at this hotel. You guys definitely chose the right band to obsess over."

(Source: tomlincurves, via obri-ens)

tamorapierce:

It has to be something we create and purchase for.  Art by women, design by women, architecture by women, books by women, comics by women, magazines by women, and writing and art that does not support bad old stereotypes.  And not just women of your own color.  Trans women, LBQ women, WoallCs.  Experiment.  Venture.  Try.

Don’t trash talk other women; talk them up.  Support women who have been victimized.  Don’t be part of the problem.  Disagree, yes, but with respect.  If other women behave badly, walk away.

/rant

(Source: waltzingwithfire, via obri-ens)

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

(via obri-ens)